I saw you standing by the phone,
I saw that you were all alone,
I saw you standing by the phone. . .

And so I blew your head off with an AK-47
Compliments of contradicting concepts of greater Heaven.
I will never get a blow job from the girl behind the counter
So I'll decimate all you sick fucks and weep alone forever.
I am twice the man that you have been,
A God from within a garbage bin,
I'll craft my raft of serpent skin
And all that sleeps and stings within.
I've had my plans all laid askew,
My poison tongue has come unglued,
But before I am fully screwed,
I come face to face with you.

And so I blew yr head off with an AK-47
Compliments of constitutional co-ordinates of contraception.
I will never get a handy from your dear old dad in gym shorts,
So I'll desecrate the demons known as you and your cohorts.
I have spent my life swept in with swine,
I maul and masticate my kind,
Leveling all that falls behind
Tragically choking on the rinds.
All good things grotesquely gleam,
The lure of lust and lucid dreams.
But for these sins of which I've screamed
I shall never be redeemed.

And so I blew my head off with an AK-47
Compliments of the castration of cantankerous, cranky old men
I will never get a rim job from any Roman Gods or Goddesses
So I'll instead seek to eliminate all you sentient cysts and abscesses.
I've sacrificed my sovereignty
For piousness and poverty
The lunatics who laughed at me
Now lap up what is left of me.
The drum beats on within my brain,
This carnage I can not sustain.
But despite my turmoil and pain
I celebrate a musical refrain.

So I'll blow all your heads off with an AK-47
Compliments of catastrophic consequences of my conception.
I will never get a blow job from the girl behind the counter,
So I will instead find my pleasures in more alien endeavors.
I yearn each night to run my teeth
Through the devils who've put me on this leash.
This battered body I bequeath
Now lays face down on the street.
I float above my failing frame
A sloven thing so sadly slain.
The folks from whom I float away
In three years won't recall my name.